Jacob Wishes He Was Aborted?

Posted by lesseffective on March 9th, 2007

So I was reading an article the other day about a woman who is suing her abortion doctor for not correctly performing the abortion. The baby was born, and she is suing under “wrongful birth” for the costs of raising the child and it made me think, how can I make the most amount of money fastest?
And then it hit me!
Which is why I am now suing my parents for creating me, and giving birth to me… I never gave them my permission, so they should be paying for me for the rest of my life
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  • Kayla said:

    That poor child is going to grow up knowing how much his mom DIDN’T want him. He’s going to need therapy. I hope he sues her for emotional distress or something.

  • Thelma Gunter said:

    So how much is it going to cost us? We thought having you was such a good idea. Never thought of it costing us good ol’ American dollars. Name your price…. you’re worth it. Mom


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Jacob Wishes He Was Aborted?

Posted by lesseffective on March 9th, 2007

So I was reading an article the other day about a woman who is suing her abortion doctor for not correctly performing the abortion. The baby was born, and she is suing under “wrongful birth” for the costs of raising the child and it made me think, how can I make the most amount of money fastest?
And then it hit me!
Which is why I am now suing my parents for creating me, and giving birth to me… I never gave them my permission, so they should be paying for me for the rest of my life
-end quote-


2 Comments

  • Kayla said:

    That poor child is going to grow up knowing how much his mom DIDN’T want him. He’s going to need therapy. I hope he sues her for emotional distress or something.

  • Thelma Gunter said:

    So how much is it going to cost us? We thought having you was such a good idea. Never thought of it costing us good ol’ American dollars. Name your price…. you’re worth it. Mom


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