So Jacob came over tonight to see tonight’s Office and before he came, he called. I was in the middle of getting our daughter out of the bath, so I explain to him, “I tell you what, we’re putting *Samsonite* (name changed to protect the innocent) down, so I’ll call you back in a sec.” “Oh, what’d she do to deserve it?” “She bit a neighbor.”

Let it be known, that we did not euthanize our child, nor do we ever have such plans. However, when 8:00 PM comes around, it’s time for bed, whether she likes it or not.