So, I checked out Google Labs for the first time in a while and came across Google Scribe. It’s like their online doc editor but with predictive text. It was pretty good for picking out a word or two, but eventually the elementary school kid in me came out and I wound up just hitting space (triggering the next predictive word) over and over. I had it fill in some very well known and otherwise pretty useful quotes, and I’ll share some of those here.

Ask not what your country can do for you, and you can not get the same error message as follows in the footsteps.

How patriotic.

When in Rome, Italy and the United States and Canada for the first time in the future and the future of the country and the world of the living room.

This thing could be in politics, seriously.

Do unto others as you would expect from a high of about 1 to about 5 percent.

Words to live by.

If at first you don’t succeed in the future and the future of the country and the world.

I didn’t know I had so much riding on me…

My mama always told me that life is like a big deal to me and I will be able to get a good deal of the day.

Try Groupon.

Fourscore and seven years ago, our forefathers and mothers of the bride and groom are not the only one who can not afford to pay for the cost of the project.

Proud to be a married American!

Anyway, you get the gist, right? It’s pretty fun. And I’m sure you could tweak it to suit some inside jokes, too. Anyway, stop reading - go play with it.